the actual worst mission

🔵🇸🇳 Pape Daouda Diong turns 18 and he’s now set to complete his move to Strasbourg. BlueCo invested on this midfielder for the future last January with Diong training at Chelsea and several times in attendance at Stamford Bridge with potential future at #CFC.

🔵🇦🇷 Aaron Anselmino, in London today to undergo medical tests and sign six year contract as Chelsea player. Deal valid until June 2030 plus option until 2031, then he will go back on loan to Boca Juniors. Anselmino will travel back to Buenos Aires this week.

To prove all the doubters wrong who thought he faked it before, iShowSpeed jumped a Lamborghini and McLaren back to back live on stream...

Generational athlete

Littlesandro letting Bernardo score a header

Won’t be coming this season now. Awful decision.

🚨🔴⚪️ Understand Southampton and Arsenal are advancing well in talks for Aaron Ramsdale deal! Negotiations underway, it could get done soon. All parties optimistic. ↪️👀 Reminder: Arsenal have agreed on terms with Joan García from Espanyol if Ramsdale leaves.

Fabrizio Romano Samuel Luckhurst If Harry Potter had £600m+ at his disposal, Voldermort wouldn't have got past the first book

Lying on this scale to the British public should be illegal. It’s absolutely criminal.

The Scott Williams semi final run at last years World Championships isn’t talked about enough What a showman

Any seasoned Villa fan knows how tomorrow goes. Grealish no goal for 12 months, Foden no goal yet this season. Aston Villa 0-2 Manchester City [Grealish, Foden]

Stacey Slater crying over that bloke like she won’t be in another man’s bed by next Friday #EastEnders40

Rashencio🟣🔵

🚨🇸🇦 Al Qadsiah have submitted first proposal to Atalanta for Mateo Retegui. Current package worth €40m for the Italian striker while Atalanta want more to let him leave. Negotiations started also with player’s camp.

EDDIE BARNES Steals your bed thinking he’s cool, Don’t try to stop him or he will throw it in the pool. EDDIE BARNES

🚨🟣 Terek Lamptey, on the verge of joining Fiorentina from Brighton as deal is being sealed between clubs.

🚨 Phil Foden signs new deal at Manchester City valid until June 2030, agreement sealed. Man City show full trust in Foden and new contract is ready, as The Athletic | Football David Ornstein reported. The agreement will also include an option to extend the contract until 2031. 💙🔐