Shave that head properly Tom Tonks Skull Shaver from Groom Hire. 10/10.

Zirkzhee and Hoijlund stinking out Old Trafford again. Maguire stuck in the mud and Bruno’s never been a Man Utd captain.

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I reckon I’ve got it in the locker.

Rory McIlroy since 2024 Masters: WIN - The Players WIN - Pebble Beach 4th - Dubai Desert Classic WIN - DP World Tour 3rd - HSBC Champ 2nd - BMW PGA 2nd - Irish Open 5th - Olympics 4th - Scottish Open 2nd - US Open 4th - Canadian Open WIN - Wells Fargo 3 weeks to go.

Yes Thomas 👏🏻👌🏻

Great weekend of sport. Masters ⛳️ Wembley ⚽️

What a Sunday it’s going to be… Blues win ✅ Rory win ⛳️ Up the Blues 💙

Mcilroy, don’t make my day any worse for fucks sake

I dunno what to say Rory

Considering everything in that round of golf, top 3 shots I’ve ever seen. If you play golf, you’ll get it. Fucking incredible.

Imagine winning The Masters and having Shane Lowry as your drinking partner for the next week 🤌🏼

First game I went to live last week in a few years. There’s a couple of reasons why, mainly because I’ve played on a Saturday. There’s one main one though. Because people haven’t got a fucking clue about football. Pissed up and talking utter bollocks. I’m out.

Wouldn’t mind seeing Vardy down the Blues next year

How’s the big day out going Villa?! An incredible season they’ve had!!! Zero cups… Unlikely to get Champions League… But! A great evening in Paris 🤣

Love to see it!!

Was on the sidelines today and got called Steve Bracknell. Life’s going well in football

Buzzing it’s Villa. However, never ever been a foul! How can you get it so wrong!

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Lewis Skelly… Trevor Chalobah… Lewis Colwill… Awful!