This is what Twitter would have looked like if it existed during the moon landing.

What fell apart more tonight, the Leafs or the Roy family? #Succesion

The guys at the food inventing factory really missed out on a big opportunity by naming hotdogs “hotdogs” but not naming burgers “hotcats.”

New AJJ. New Dirty Nil. Night Of Champions. Double Or Nothing. Succession series finale. Barry series finale. This is an extremely Riley Jabour weekend.

Kendall vs Roman with Special Enforcer Shiv > Cole vs Jericho with Special Enforcer Sabu

Downloaded/played around with the ChapGPT app on my phone last week. I didn't realize it auto titles your chats until I signed in on desktop and saw my first chat was titled "quirky nonsense and ADHD." Like, I get it, but you don't have to tell it like it is ChatGPT.

**extremely Tom DeLonge voice** WHERE ARE YEEWWWWW

No one: Airbnb guy: hey mom look how strong I am mom are you looking hey mom are you hey look mom hey I’m so strong mom hey

Don’t take your dog to the fireworks, stupid.

Dang all those dudes with Fuck Trudeau flags might actually have a shot at living their dream now

How does he move so quickly

The real unique access code is the friends we made along the way.

Are we still not supposed to eat more than like one can of tuna a week because of mercury poisoning or did we figure that out

Sports Guy 1: “who you got in the big game tonight?” Sports Guy 2: “I’m thinking Kansas City” Sports Guy 3: “Yeah Chiefs are gonna take it” Sports Guy 4 but he only gets TSN2: “Lexus is my guy.”

Usher be like