Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I have a tattoo am big boy fan!!!!!!! 😡

Hey there! I wanted to share something important—Oscar, a brave 14-year-old footballer, is facing a tough battle against a rare brain tumor, and his family is working hard to find him a life-saving treatment in France. Please share ❤️⚒ gofund.me/dbde5a61

This is actually class. In an era when a large portion of footballers care most about the money - this is a mega wholesome reaction!

I’m absolutely gutted we’re offloading JWP 🥲

the tube is mad busy at 5pm on a Friday innit

'Cause all of the stars Are fading away Just try not to worry You'll see them someday Take what you need And be on your way And stop Gateway Time-Out 🎵

Yeah… tweet Liam personally about how the TicketMaster queue you were in crashed! I reckon he’ll quickly whack open his MacBook and fix some coding for ya!

Seeing Oasis / Ticketmaster getting stick for the “dynamic prices” rising to £350+ which is fair. However, it’s easy to forget that the original £150 is still fucking insane. It’s A GIG

WHAT!!!!!

Those first 3 mins against City are the best 3 minutes we’ve ever played in our history 😂

Someone take the fucking batteries out of this robot AI cunt Haaland

Having a debate. At what minute in a game, when 3-0 down, as a player, would you be saying to yourself it’s definitely over?

Honestly all other crisps can do one… we have a new GOAT

2017.

Absolute bully cunts. Also, whilst we’re on the topic of Luke Bennett bullies… why is it all of a sudden that thousands of people feel it’s acceptable to write homophobic slurs on his social media since he came out? The abuse this lad has to endure is fucking sickening.

Mission for you Twitter lot… I bought this jacket about 3 years ago and loved it but I lost it in a bar in Jamaica. Can anyone who happens to be good at internet detective stuff find out WHERE I got that jacket from? Or what was the brand? THANKS!

I’m A Graffiti Painting, Get Me Out Of Hereeeeeeeee

San Marino have won as many games this season (1) as Manchester United.