Thinkin about that episode of American Dad where it's revealed Stan has a lifelong passion project to painstakingly rebuild a DeLorean with original parts but has never heard of Back to the Future and absolutely doesn't wanna learn anything more about it

I don't think any of the AI chatbots I've tried have been any better than Cleverbot

Took a pen hit then ate out her booty hole. Call that blowing smoke up her ass

ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP LADIES

a huge part of watching old movies and tv is googling "how much was five hundred dollars in 1967" so you can understand the stakes involved

This is one of those things that were way funnier in my head

Imagine a show where instead of getting worse over time it just keeps getting better. Instead of getting flanderized characters who initially seem one dimensional are infused with depth and pathos. Well it exists and it’s called The Venture Bros

Photo by New York Times photographer Doug Mills shows bullet flying just behind Trump's head.

*Hacker having sex* "I'm in"

Y'know if you told me 10 years ago Elon Musk bought a popular site to become the main character I would have thought for sure it would be Reddit

Narcissists Anonymous not because they want to hide their identity but because they don't listen to each other

"U-R-I-N-A-T-E you shoot piss right out of me!" -Urethra Franklin

A sitcom about two straight gangsters who are gay married do they can't be compelled to testify against each other

At least one positive is I don't have to figure out the correct pronunciation of Kamala

Bitches call me Santa Claus cuz I bust down their chimney, eat their cookie, and fill them with joy

Love him or hate him but you have to agree Hitler's biggest lasting impact on society is that no one will ever call it a "toothbrush mustache"

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I'm not sure why Kanye's new song has been taken down for offensiveness. Those platforms allow plenty of other hip hop songs that use the n word

Fortune cookies are telling fortunes again. Not many people talking about this

I'd like to thank the executive class for underpaying movie theater staff cause not once in the past 5 years have I ever been stopped from bringing outside food into their establishments