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Just sent this tweet to the wrong group chat. Thank you Madonna

There was a 3-4 month period of my life where the only movie I would watch was Uncut Gems. Just replaying the blu ray like I was a kid in a crackhouse.

The Dodgers gave me a ring cause I watched all their games on the tv

I would draft dodge if I was chosen as one of the 100 men, I don’t wanna even try to hurt a gorilla

They should send out an Amber Alert to white people when Trader Joe’s comes out with new shit

Y’all mind if a white boy wears a lil Chinese Adidas?

Me when the Dodgers be losing the baseball game

Listing a bunch of my blu rays on eBay rn, it’s like filing for cinephile bankruptcy

@WpgHotDog I found this guy this week who starts philosophizing half way thru his bio

You should watch Repo Man

The Professional

I fuck with Tubi. Love the ads too.

Drake wearing a Borat tee is killing me man

If Steve doesn’t like that script, he’s welcome to read mine. I never finished it but there’s some gold in there, it’s called Gremlins Take The White House

My answer is just Freddy Got Fingered 4 times

Me as Mark Twain