holy fucking shit

I didn't believe Islam was taking over Minnesota until I saw the officer shoot that woman simply for driving a car

Tapper: "Would any of those officers [on Jan. 6] been justified shooting and killing the rioters?" Noem: "We don't pick and choose which situations laws are enforced and which ones aren't. Every single one of them is being enforced under the Trump administration." Tapper: "I

A+ here from Dan Szymborski on Mets (and Yankees) fandom

You're watching striking firefighters giving the cops a taste of their own medicine in Lille today. Fighting the rich. Hosing their attack dogs. This is what resistance looks like.

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI. The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out

I actually think somehow winning a gold medal and then going "let me share this moment with Kash Patel" is more deeply embarrassing than not winning at all

Let’s get Kai Trump, Donald Trump III, & Barron signed up for the military. After that, we can enlist the 3 Kushner kids, Eric and Lara’s 2 children, Tiffany’s child, and Don Jr.’s other 3 kids. People are dying for their family’s personal interests, it’s the least they can do

Wonder what @IranMediaNow thinks about Mark DeRosa and Team USA

Everything Team USA has done — the celebrations, marketing, speeches, off-field outfits, demeanor, etc. — confirms America’s culture is military, intimidation, bravado & propaganda. Quite frankly, it’s embarrassing and I hope they lose. #WorldBaseballClassic

Nah I don’t love this country anywhere near enough to be happy for Bryce Harper lmao

Let’s run down the list… - jackass catcher doesn’t dap up his teammates because he wanna act tough. also benched in last two games cuz he stunk it up - manager doesn’t know the seeding rules and almost cost em a playoff spot - one of best players says tourney stinks it

Bad day for wrestling fans

Austin Warren new closer RIP Devin Williams

Someone get those ETSY witches on the line to help the Mets

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.