🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Kevin, legally you need the bill payer’s permission.” 📞 Caller: “Hello, this is Kevin’s father, Schmeltz Herring...” 🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Your wife there?” 📞 Caller: “It’s Hannah, from São Paulo” One of our funniest calls EVER 😂😂

are ye awrite mate

Stinks of 2-1 Staveley with a last minute flying nose poke from Charlie Oglesby

Broad is on 🔥🔥🔥

When Matty Singlehurst starts telling a story

Matty Singlehurst Oh and to answer your original question, pulled my hammy last Saturday night while I was rifling your mother, hope that clears that up 😁 👍🏼

One of the Hackney Wick boys nutmegged Kaka 🔥 ⚽️

COD zombies when you rebuild the windows

I don't know who come up with this idea. But it's the best thing I've ever watched. 😂👏

I've been in Poland for one day I have no fuckin words

Fraser asked me to send him a picture of my passport and I got all excited thinking he was booking me a holiday - 2 mins later I received an email from Sky Bet thanking me for completing their verification process. Bastard. Sick a this.

Must be Dutch with a name like that

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