Some are DMing me to unalive myself over my skin tone? Damn. Let me glow harder and give you something real to be mad about. ✨🫢 #Colorism

You should pay for cervical screening and HPV Vaccine for your girlfriend. You are welcome ❤️.

Life gets better. Things eventually work out. God’s not done with me yet, and everything is coming together for my good even when I don’t see it.

The pockets of joy are many. If you wait for the big ones, you'll never see anything that gives you joy.

the real "middle of july" is when you realize that a year ago, your life is totally different and there were people who are no longer part of it today

I heard they were harassing my partner so being the ever-adventurous one, I clicked and followed their prompts to see what they want. 😄 Short thread.

Nangoja mtu apost “all women are the same” ndio nireply “Is yours a doctor?”😔

The decline in critical thinking and comprehension. Why?

The biggest sign of immaturity is putting loud music in a rented apartment

I need a personal assistant. Your job is to assist me financially. DM if you’re interested.

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Still star struck! So if this babe is for example head of a hospital, she'll have proper understanding of finance/accounts, data , management and admin & top of it clinical practice 🤯 Unbelievable

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

The DCI KENYA can track you 8 hours after posting a tweet. But these two child sex traffickers haven’t been located since March???!!!!!! Hizi ni gani?

MAKE THE SEX OFFENDERS REGISTRY PUBLIC IN KENYA!!

The art of cooking pilau, not everyone has mastered it. Many haven’t! Your pilau njeri is not pilau, tumeric and minji doesn’t belong on pilau….Until you learn how to make it don’t commercialize that business 😔

Why was 2019 scared of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“You’ve lost your spark” My guy, I’m just broke

We don't talk nearly enough about "papercuts" in a relationship. Everytime there's raised voices, cruel words, lack of support, short temper, lack of affection, etc., a tiny wound is created. Not enough to make you leave, but enough to make part of you pull away & lose a

Reading a book and suddenly the author hits you with a line so real you gotta close it and stare at the wall like you’re in a music video...