RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!

First they came for Stephen Colbert. Now they are coming for Jimmy Kimmel. If you think it'll stop here, you are fooling yourself. RETWEET if you stand with Kimmel and Colbert!

i was born here dumbass

RYAN MCMAHON. WHAT. A. CATCH. (via MLB)

Lily Wine - 10/4/2025 Momma and baby are home and healthy and happy. Kelly was a rockstar during labor and delivery. Lily is such a sweet little baby and she is already sooo loved. 🥰

Love the AI piss filter, thank you for making this shit super easy to spot (also count the stars, only 40 are shown) Also fuck Trump and fuck ICE

They're not"anti-Israel" - they're pro-humanity. Something your genocide-endorsing paper wouldn't understand.

“The great negotiator” “the peace bringer” fuck out of here. Over 40 CHILDREN died. Fuck Israel.

Hello, Sidney. Did you miss me? Check out the New Poster for #Scream7 – Only in theatres February 27, 2026.

Always in our hearts. Viva La Raza 🇲🇽🌹

Happy Birthday, fuck your checkmark. ⑧

BREAKING: OF/1B Cody Bellinger and the New York Yankees are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

1600 Pennsylvania ave Washington DC

If you support ICE you need a gorilla dildo shoved up your ass

Fuck ICE. I don’t like talking about politics, but this isn’t politics. It’s wrong. Plain and simple. If you disagree, unfollow me, I don’t want you around. Fuck ICE and fuck Donald Trump.

Go fuck yourself you worthless sack of shit member of the Hulk Hogan hair club. The world will be better without you.

BREAKING: Captain America has arrived 🫡 Aaron Judge is your cover athlete for MLB The Show 26!

If I ever get mad at a halftime show please put me in the ground

Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day) was released on this day 54 years ago.

Someone's got a bday today… and it’s BILLIE JOE!!! 🎂🎸⚡