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Why would you resign over making a joke about a hypothetical party that definitely didn't happen? 🤔

Would be lucky if a tenner trickles its way down to grassroots level

Go on Gary, name a better Centre Forward willing to come to a 19th placed team with zero fit senior alternatives for that amount of money or less....

Villa celebrating VAR overturning a Newcastle penalty only for Trippier to bang in the result free kick is my new favourite live football memory #newast

Good job Chelsea bought on their penalty specialist 😂😂😂 #Kepa

Looks like that suspended £30m fine really worked as a deterrent... Probably still pissing themselves from the £3m fine they got last time

Unreal 😂😂😂

1st team 4-0 North Shields Athletic - Ben Ashton within 30 seconds, Paul Gilbert, Cal Bannister and Jack Robson. Paul with man of the match. Into the hat for the next round. #upforthecup

I'd not hold your breath lads

Two £15 million men in Newcastle.

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They’ve still got to go to the 1922 committee & get something, and honestly, I will love it if we beat them!

Mushroom Cup yesterday. All three teams played with the firsts winning the tournament and the development team reaching the semis. 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ #wearegosforth

Absolutely no disrespect to the Queen (may she rest in peace) but I don't see how my alternative plans of going on the piss this weekend are any more respectful to her memory than playing/watching football 🤔

WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED. WE ARE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! 🙌🙌

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Simply incredible 🤯 #UCL

🔊 Immense. #UCL

Old Novos 2 - 1 @KINGSARMSFC2 A sensational late winner from Oliver Young brings home a huge 3 points after an inconsistent run of recent results. ⚽️⚽️ Ryan williams, Oliver Young 🎯🎯 Jamie Ridley-Smith , Cloudy DOD - Matty Cooper (unanimous) MOM - James Hopkinson #UTN