BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran: "I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷

Deutschland is awaking, and The West needs them to continue to awaken and rearm. Come on Germany, you can do it! 🇺🇸🇩🇪

What’s next? IRGC going to raid the Smithsonian and conduct sorties with the wright brothers plane? Balsa wood and stretched canvas for the win?

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But not till Monday, this is Europe after all. Don’t worry boys, the door is open whenever the siesta is up

Under no circumstances does China have the right to violate the majority of the worlds nations EEZ, with specific emphasis on places like the Philippines. But you don’t give a shit about international law, and now your days of preying on the US giving a shit are over. Squad up

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Bro, stick to mass affordable housing projects in queens you briefed POTUS on last week. That’s what you should be focusing on, New York don’t elect you to be a wannabe UN hanger on despite the UN presence in your city Mr Mayor

Super fancy of way of saying our command and control, comms, and senior leaders have all got smoked

You don’t know how bad they want Taiwan then brother… you might want to delete this at some point in the future

Now we need to give a million of these to Ukraine and let them mollywhop the ruskies

Ex-Army Harvard MBAs on their way to rollup Iranian HVACs

You think we won’t smoke his ass too? Sit down

Keep telling yourself that brother

I just received urgent intelligence that UC Berkeley is mere days away from obtaining ‘the bomb’ 💣 President Donald J. Trump do with this as you please, Sir PS go Stanford! 🌲

Epic Fury or Epic Hair

This guy just looks like a tool bag, McDonalds should have a true fan as ceo. I can still tell you menu prices dating back to the mid 90s just saying McDonald's Corporation McDonald's

What will his excuse be when he bails on his African extraction colonies, excuse me I meant ‘allies’

Omg Europe is growing a pair of balls again, welcome back to the table ya’ll! 😎

China is such a great ally. Watch you get pummeled then tell you “hey, um, just don’t do anything, because you’re so far fucked that we just want to curry favor with the victors”