The results at Truworths are perfectly summarised by their inability to even spell their name correctly.

I often ask myself where the moderates went in this polarised world. My mission is to be the loud moderate. It means I generally upset two groups of people at a time. I'm cool with that in the pursuit of empathy and sensible outcomes.

Client: "We need this yesterday." Also Client: Takes three weeks to reply to a simple email.

Tariffs_calcNEW_updatedFINALFINAL.xlsx

This is my quant:

ever since i was a kid i wanted to spend my entire day working in microsoft excel

The delivery of my new Investec card and the process to use it (basically - do nothing, it's ready to go) is a reminder of what proper private banking looks like. Truly one of my favourite local businesses.

When you interview a straight talking Aussie about net zero 🤣🤣🤣 I would love to go for a pint with this bloke 👌

Only in Britain would you be better off on benefits than in a two-income household of over 100k

Just a reminder for all the socialists out there that a billionaire is now taking it upon himself to solve middle income education in SA, while politicians continue to steal us blind and provide little if any value. But by all means, billionaires are the enemy 👌

I don’t think car manufacturers know their cars can do that...😂

can someone please loan me £2,800,000 🥰

Possibly the future MP for Doncaster North parks his British car, next to a British flag, in the car park of his British pub. 😎🇬🇧

Actually, I would quite like Jeremy Clarkson to stand against Miliband, take his seat, then do a Netflix series exposing the corruption, mediocrity and incompetence of Westminster. Clarkson's Parliament would be a winner.

Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3.