I know everyone thinks they have a weird family but my dad has just done an opening ceremony for the new loo seat #rageagainstthelatrine

Top tip. When preparing haggis for an early burns night don't read the ingredients. #BurnsNight

What do you reckon of my new snap by Chris Mann?

Lovely to see THREE people I know on stage at National Theatre last night. Massive congratulations @addielena Enyi Okoronkwo Matthew Duckett 👏👏👏

Regardless of if you think signing this will make any difference or not, if that photo of an egg can get 53m likes on Instagram, this is surely at least due 18m signatures. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2415… #RevokeArt50Now

Been away from Twitter for a while but enormously touched to be mentioned alongside so many brilliant artists. Thank you! 🙌

Massive shout to Lily and Dragon for the beautiful drawings of my costumes and the lovely flowers. #hallelujah

Especially if Brexit goes to penalties #Marknobleforprimeminister

You’d get our vote, Skipper! ⚒ #Marknobleforprimeminister

And so it was, the three boys were never sad again. 🌟🌟🌟🌟 theguardian.com/stage/2019/aug…

Fuck

#BenStokes #TheAshes

Has he indeed TVNZ+ #BIGNEWS

Because we’re 1 of the World’s wealthiest Nations. We can afford to live by the belief that you base the strength of a society on how it cares for its weakest members. Most nations can’t afford it, others succumb to the ideal of profit above humanity. We can, therefore we should

So this came through the door at my parent’s house this morning from the Lib Dems. On the right is the last general election result from their constituency. How can a party get away with just openly lying like this?

I think we need an Australian style points based deportation system.

Performing arts self employed have PAYE payments alongside SE payments (some performing gigs but other zero hour type survival gigs) meaning many won’t meet this SE >50% caveat. Could Equity IPSE propose HM Revenue & Customs use an 80% average from the SA302 tax calculations too?

My extraordinary friend Freddie van der Velde wrote a thing and now the equally extraordinary ؘ has performed it! Very proud of him, check it out 💊

Selling one #primaverasound Barcelona ticket for weekend 1 at face value (£217). Can transfer via AccessTicket so will be fine for ID checks on entry etc. DM me if interested!