Signing off the internet for today

Last thing you see before the Société Générale trader with a Parisian math PhD pitches you the most bombastic derivatives structure known to man

Mine would be "Stay Another Day" by Maggie Rogers which would absolutely slap

I'm sure other parents agree but "We're going on a bear hunt" is fucking cack

Christ.

Fighting words from the Guardian's TV Guide

A Sunday of Bloc Party and car insurance renewals. The last weeks of my 30s are rock and roll

10 years ago. Fucking hell

Would it surprise you that burlesque dancer and model Dita Von Teese made one of the best electronic songs of the past decade? It's a supple, inky black, synth ridden masterpiece open.spotify.com/track/3A3a92dZ…

What are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep? 1. Bloc Party 2. The West Wing 3. The District Line 4. GBPUSD since 2007 5. The food of Vietnam

A day for Deftones. Particularly Adrenaline

I don't know why Therese Coffey doesn't just eat the deficit

Who knew the 1922 Committee was named after the Conservative Party's polling average?

It's the Masters and John Niven HQ is doing his thing. You know what to do

The Green Party, and I say this politely, can fuck the fuck off

What do we think Max Rushden 💛🖤? Kane off at HT?

I'm going to need Sarah's opinion on this

Well that's that dead then