Fucking Sutton is an insufferable prick

Florian Wirtz is a magician 🪄. You didn't see him for a whole match, even though he was a starter.

By the way, what a summers graft from this man and his recruitment team… Since he joined Newcastle United he’s; - Saved us from relegation - Twice got us CL football - Overhauled a knackered squad - Managed the unexpected departures of Staveley and Ghoudossi. - Dealt with Eales

Woltemade has more Premier League goals than Sesko and Isak this season

God forgive me for ever comparing King Erling Haaland to a malnourished anorexic injury prone spray on hairline massive eyeballs egotistical self centred rat, it will not happen again.

Sesko enabled #NUFC to sign Woltemade and now he has scored against Sunderland. Really like him.

If Gary Neville can single-handedly piss off Simon Jordan, Jeremy Kyle and Matt Le Tissier then he must be doing something right.

I feel there’s a simple solution to this which would improve England atmospheres immediately: 1. Play the games all across the country (Villa Park, The Etihad, Bramley-Moore, Stadium of Light etc) rather than just at Wembley. 2. Cap adult prices at £30 & £15 for concessions.

A new way to ENJOY the NBA returns to NBC

RT if you have the same amount of Premier League goals as Alexander Isak this season.

Arne Slot realising teams can change their starting eleven

RT if you have the same amount of CHAMPIONS LEAGUE goals as Alexander Isak this season 😂

Jake LaRavia 24 PTS Austin Reaves 20 PTS Dalton Knecht 13 PTS

Ranking every time I've felt patriotic seeing a union jack tied to a lampost.

How it feels to be a Reaves believer since his rookie year

That Woltemade goal is for all you daft cunts who have been writing him off and desperate for him to be flogged. What a player #NUFC

If this is a foul cancel every goal these have ever scored from a corner