Wait I thought THIS was the year Cooper Kupp was going to stay healthy…according to every #FantasyFootball analyst.

Expectations for Justin Fields are so low now that he has 273 total yards passing and 1 TD in 2 games and everyone thinks he’s “balling.” #FantasyFootball #NFL

If you ever feel dumb, remember that there are millions of people who think everything that happened in 2020-2022 was just because the government was trying to keep us safe and healthy.

They saying Diddy had his own handcuffs ready when the feds pulled up

Crazy. Imagine what could be done with cellphones. (Also…pagers???)

Rogue > Zyn and it’s not close

It’s week 3.

The Milwaukee Brewers are the best story in the MLB this year and it’s not close. #ThisIsMyCrew

"Shohei Ohtani, the greatest day in baseball history"

People don’t listen anymore they just wait for their turn to talk again.

Should probably make sure they had a 4th (they didn’t) before saying this, but it’s better to have a hot take than a correct one for a lot of you.

Quite literally the shortest punt return TD in 𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 of football:

#NFLRedZone is cool if you’re not following your #FantasyFootball team on your phone, or watching another game, or scrolling X during the games. It’s just too behind.

#NFL pet peeve of mine…when both teams wear white pants. #SundayNightFootball

Not a doubleheader.

This is your weekly reminder that no politician is going to save you.

Diddy is the new Epstein. Everyone thinks it’s going to take so many famous people down. In reality, not much will happen.

Can we please stop this trend of quoting other people’s posts and just asking/saying the same thing they are… I get it, it brings you engagement. But it’s lazy and not your own thoughts.

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Cereal in the USA vs Canada Poison is a choice…