It’s only fair

But if we shut down the government who will blow up the brown people?

Hopefully we can last that long

Don’t worry guys just work harder

Hope you got some shiny rocks

No they don’t

“What list?”

Many such cases

Happy anniversary

Their loyalty will be without question

Well it finally happened. TSA pat me down so I loudly moaned. If they’re gonna make me uncomfortable I’m gonna make them uncomfortable

Yeah.

Huzzah

It’s been a minute since I could add someone here

AWKWARDNESS LEVEL: EXPERT!

The NPCs have spoken

Trump is about to move pride month to November with how gay he’s been lately

It’s not even year two and it’s this bad

Every 100 likes and I'll make him even more cross-eyed.

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