The perfect companion for any and every gift giver! open.substack.com/pub/jncojorts/…

I fear Perfume Genius is not seeing the pearly gates for allowing his song in a chatgpt commercial

A master of social media

Dick Monfort is currently screaming at the refs at the CU/UNC game, showing more passion than he ever has for the team he owns.

Just pissed alongside Dick Monfort in a trough and he didn’t wash his hands

Ranking the 2025 new releases I saw last year

We gotta ban Love Takes Miles from 2025 recap posts

Libertarian moment

Watson and Pickett

You can count on Brittany Pettersen’s name to pop up on any list that begins with “these XX Democrats voted along with Republicans”, great to see Joe Neguse show his ass here as well.

Draymond Green landed a haymaker on a teammate in practice and Jonathan Kuminga has publicly requested a trade around 17 different times but you just have to tip your cap to Kerr and Steph for their leadership

Curt Cignetti is a Christopher Guest character

Colorado winter in 2026

Wow really cutting analysis from someone who definitely doesn’t buy into bullshit. Let’s check out their profile.