you can’t say “none of your beeswax” anymore cause of woke

take that for what it’s worth

I thought this was AMERICA!

the first time I had French cuisine

0-2 doesn’t work that way bozo

ParaPower Mapping Life tastes sweet in that moment. The air is more clear, the sun warms his skin alone, he is not like the lesser men who dared nothing. Though he is in chains he is freer than the men who bind him or the man who will judge him

i really wanted to play golf today, but who can be safe out there? if they’re comin for him, they’ll come for me too!

today, we let the pickle do the work

me and the boys celebrate on the 29th

she’d give it all up, if she could

space shuttle lookin-ass

they’re doin this to me tomorrow

real FARTERS know!

me when someone gets too close to me in the produce aisle

she made the thing

Q: why do most geologists become libertarians? A: they can start dating carbon at 14