Oh. Right. Dammit.

When was the last time an eyelash made you temporarily go blind? ~Useless internet question

Read like your mind will decay without knowledge

The sun is my best friend -Summertime

On Lake Attersee Gustav Klimt

What's your favorite summertime book?

People always hype up Christmas movies in December, but does anyone else love watching summer vacation movies in June? A Goofy Movie Ernest Goes to Camp Camp Nowhere The Great Outdoors Summer School Summer Rental Add some more to my list!

Let's roll in the grass together! -My dog, and internet bots

How many times have you gone swimming this summer? The elves have nearly drowned me at least 100 times already. At this rate, I'll be a raft by August.

What key does a key lime pie plan on piano?

It's so sticky outside, my dog is trying to fetch the air.

How many of you went monster hunting on family camping trips? amazon.com/Monster-Campin…

This Thursday, July 10 in The Comedy Store’s Belly Room, The Comedy Store Alumni Show is back! The Alumni Show is about dusting off the old talent. And seeing if these old alumni are still funny and still got it. Funny has no age, right?  After they do their sets, I’m gonna

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

There's nothing like getting lost in the fairy world

Does EVERYTHING have to be a series? -Me, seeing the latest Doritos flavor

The world is a beautiful place when your soul is beautiful, and you eat beautiful things like sticks. -My dog

At this point, I want to know who HASN'T written a book?

If summer dreams go drifting away, what happens to summer nightmares? -Asking for the monster in my basement

The monsters want you and the kiddos to come camping with them. You just might have some fun. amazon.com/Monster-Campin…