I hate to do this to you all, but this is pretty inspiring:

Just put Hollywood assistants in charge of the vaccine rollout, we’d have that shit handled

For everyone else, visit the Carbon Health website, enter your birthday, line of work, and whether you have COVID-related health risks. You’ll be allowed to schedule an appointment if you’re eligible, and you’ll be added to a waitlist if you’re not. carbonhealth.com/covid-19-vacci…

I hope Doug Emhoff’s project as second dude will be to convince men to finally go to therapy and stop ruining women’s lives

President Joe Biden knows we are all in this together. During World War II, factories across the country played a role in winning the war. Today's executive action means we will use the Defense Production Act to save countless lives here at home. x.com/NBCNews/status…

LA City & County should be driving vans with vaccines all over town to where our vulnerable neighbors are. Every clinic, every elementary school, every community center. Don't make people navigate through confusing websites and sit in their cars. DELIVER IT TO THOSE WHO NEED IT.

Christopher Plummer was on our Newsweek Oscar roundtable nine years ago. I remember he showed up early and all the other actors — Clooney, Charlize — revered him. Here he is telling David Ansen why he’d never work with Terrence Malick again. Rest In Peace. youtube.com/watch?v=xw08GQ…

There is a box of girl scout cookies in the freezer screaming loudly that I am a gutless motherfucker if I don't get up off this sofa and pillage it like a Viking. Goddam Caramel Delites are shouting abuse and slapping the icemaker for emphasis, rattling cubes to unnerve me.

agree.

I am ENRAGED.

We’re going down the rabbit hole!

Same same same. Great (maddening) thread:

#PeterRabbit2 winning people over.

HUGE Announcement tomorrow! (no I’m not pregnant Skilling, relax)

Holy shit! Netflix just bought the rights to my life! Anybody have a password I can borrow?

You are the best Richie Schwartz !

"Chicago Party Aunt" is a bawdy, rollicking, farcical, hilarious and surprisingly warmhearted love letter to the city, writes Richard Roeper. bit.ly/3loRJ8t

I once watched a colleague (who had just returned to work after maternity leave) highlight every email in her inbox and press delete. When she saw the look on my face, she shrugged and said, "If they really need to talk to me, they'll find me." I think of her nearly every day.

The short film “Reckless” is an amusing interpersonal drama, set in a drab 22nd century in which the consequences of our species’ climate inaction have become incredibly clear. Watch here: nyer.cm/17WYRbw

well we laughed, we cried, we fucked around, we found out, we murdered some trees and we wished a little light homelessness on certain people, but overall i think we can all agree i personally did a great job! now if you’ll excuse us we need to go atone!!!!!!