"Eze" was the smokescreen

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I’m just happy for my boy Kish this was his dream 10

MATT 🅿️ Keep your 31 year old Eze for £67m mate. We're good x

I didn't watch a single comp out of fear. I'm finally free to goon away

Maresca addressing the Chelsea squad at the end of transfer window.

32 y/o with 0 European football experience or 22 y/o generational talent with 5 trophies to his name Hmmm tough choice

Tottenham called and he answered 📞

Welcome to Tottenham Hotspur Xavi Simons. I was so ecstatic when I heard he agreed terms last night. One of our best signings in recent history.

Genuinely never been more gassed with a signing Ndombele runs him close but Xavi is top 1

The Football Spectator You don’t know what kudus does I see, the dude can keep hold of the ball against 3 players at once

Bro my brain is so cooked I won’t even lie

One thing I will say is Frank’s selection being the exact same vs City was pretty silly. Why we didn’t choose Bergvall over Bentancur I don’t know, why Wilson Odobert or Mathys Tel didn’t start over Johnson who doesn’t pose much of a threat against a team like Bournemouth. Not

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lol our fanbase is insane, where do they come up with these fantasies honestly.

Dungeons & Dragons is an elite level movie, I’m still so pissed off nobody went to see it. We deserve a sequel 🥲

Brennan was so poor yesterday, we need a new LW to come in and be starting games like this, but again I just feel like we’re creating a big pile on for someone who is an effective member of the squad. Bigger issue for me is Frank not playing Odobert in games like this.