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John Hagner

@JHagner

Director of Sales and Business Development @Civiqs. Intense amateur patissier. The Floor S1 Contestant.

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College students being doofuses is not new, and I’ve been really good at not paying attention to people whose sole goal is attention, but gtfo of here with this shit. Pack a granola bar next time you take over a building, champ.

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I thought about it all night and I don't think they should invite Kitara to compete on Drag Race, but I do think they should invite her to judge an insane mini-challenge, just for the pure messiness of it all.

I thought about it all night and I don't think they should invite Kitara to compete on Drag Race, but I do think they should invite her to judge an insane mini-challenge, just for the pure messiness of it all.
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I lost just one at a rest area before I moved to France but the Paris Apple Store sold me a single. Now one of my AirPods is French but I love it like it’s real.

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It is moving day and I am reminded once again that owning literally anything was a mistake, and also that having pets was a mistake, and stairs.

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We need to reinstate the social taboo about listening to things on your phone in public without headphones immediately.

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HOW IT HAPPENED

1. Rs say no foreign aid without border security

2. Ds say nope

3. Rs say then no aid

4. Ds cave, cut a deal for tougher border laws with Lankford and McConnell

5. Trump tells them to kill it

6. Rs kill it

7. Rs pass foreign aid without the border security

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Never really been an NBA fan, but have decided to get really into the Timberwolves this playoffs. 50% because I moved to Minnesota and need small talk material, and 50% to deepen my appreciation for Hanif Abdurraqib

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Someone's been hard at work on what must now be considered the second-ever flame-throwing quadruped robot dog, and they must be bitterly disappointed.

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While packing, I discovered that all of my cake pans / tart rings / muffin tins / silicon molds fit in one big crate, which definitely means I’m allowed to buy more.

While packing, I discovered that all of my cake pans / tart rings / muffin tins / silicon molds fit in one big crate, which definitely means I’m allowed to buy more.
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You have to assume that since his main argument against Biden is his age and vigor that he’s trying really hard not to fall asleep in open court, but physically unable to do so. It’s a shame all of his doctors are huge liars and the public doesn’t understand his health.

You have to assume that since his main argument against Biden is his age and vigor that he’s trying really hard not to fall asleep in open court, but physically unable to do so. It’s a shame all of his doctors are huge liars and the public doesn’t understand his health.
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The ability of literally every important issue to devolve into people yelling at each other about elite educational institutions they don’t attend is really remarkable. It’s like that thing where evolution keeps making animals into crabs, but less fun.

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I am glad that they eventually did the right thing with Ukraine, but man, everything is easier when Republicans aren’t in charge! Let’s work on that.

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I sort of love the idea of the House being run by a bipartisan coalition of responsible adults, but if that’s what’s going to happen people like Comer and Jordan can’t keep having subpoena power.

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A good reminder for folks like Larry Hogan that what legislators believe rarely matters. It’s what the people who legislators put in charge of setting the agenda believe that matters.

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