Me stick up for Gammon Box News. Them pay me £125 per hour. That good

Sad news to see Jonathan Gullis training as a bus driver in case he loses his seat at the next election.
😔
Other jobs MPs are planning post election:
Dom Raab: Lollypop man
Therese Coffey: Bassoon player
Suella: Massage therapist
Priti: Dinner Lady
James Cleverly: Chicken sexer.

Can anyone translate Gullis for me? I have no idea what I’m on about.

I also have no idea about teaching either, Gove and his fronted adverbs really inspire a love of learning and are really useful in the real world…..honest

Because the Tory party is fantastic and doing really,really well I have no idea why we’re all using any colour but blue on all our promotional stuff

Imagine being told either move to Derby or face the sack... while your constituency MP lines his pockets with £10,000 from the same company.

#GetGullisGone #Gullis #Gullis Out

Back end of a bus

New Data mining petition

Bring Ugland back to Alton Towers

This wonderful area that me like got turned into a dark forest by Labour somehow. Sign my data mining petition to bring back Ugland and give me job opportunity as Caveman you have photos with

Listen to Jonathan #Gullis accusing a local man James of not having a plan, and being a boring troll on social media. Disgusting behaviour as a representative of all his constituents.
#ToriesOut680 #Gullis #Gullis Out #GeneralElectionNow #FollowBackFriday

My alternative to Labour’s My First Steps pledges. Please vote for me

If it’s such a good offer why did I pack it in? Other than the fact I wasn’t very good at it

Also supplied me with a £10k donation theguardian.com/business/artic…

Appears I cracked open a bottle or 2 of red early today

Slight adjustment for the bloke not from Stoke...
#ToriesOut678 #Gullis #Gullis Out

Anyone thinking of crossing floor today be warned. Me not just point and grumble this time. Me ready to jump over seats. Grab deflector. Bounce off wall then climb Big Ben and swot biplanes

Me done nothing. Me know nothing about defibrillators. Me not do big words thenational.scot/news/24315697.…

Timeline:

29th April 2024
Jonathan Gullis Parody MP #GetGullisGone recieves a £10,000 donation from JCB
tinyurl.com/3kdkahcx

3rd May 2024
JCB announces the Tunstall Warehouse closure & uncertainty for 200 workers
tinyurl.com/5cfcm68u

Not a good look for JG
Check out the links

#GetGullisGone

Is there any way I can try and blame Rainbow Lanyards for this?

Me play being a bus driver for the day. Me pretend bus service in Stoke is good. Me hope electoilet are stupid and believe me

100% wouldn't stop if he saw you running.

Staffordshire’s very own Holmes and Watson, Morse and Lewis, Hale and Pace

Would any Tory Police, Fire & Crime Commissioners like to give me a mates job? I might need it soon