The Conservatives. As good at photography as we are running a country
#GullisOut #ToriesOut648 #GTTONow #ToryBritain

Parliament’s back. Which means one thing- me stomping around Stoke Station rambling about pesky peers this week. Note my fantastic editing skills mid way through but then I couldn’t be bothered to edit my gaff at the end when I said pesky peers instead of people smugglers

Christ!!! I thought only Lee Anderson and now Tice knew about this

I also believe Brexit was a good thing. The earth is flat and aeroplanes cause clouds

For my latest dress up day I ditched my army camo and have gone full hard hat and hi vis

Ever useful
#GullisOut

The positive feedback came from big Dave and my alter ego Barrie

On another note it might be good to invest in some waterproofs

I’m sure getting the thoughts of the few residents still willing to vote for me will really shape UK defence strategy

I honestly aren’t doing all these surveys for your data. Nor am I thinking of trying to get a job at YouGov with my old mentor and one time PM choice Zahawi

He had four jobs in seven years, the very definition of an incompetent and failing teacher.

Look at the amazing job I’ve done levelling up Tunstall. Please vote for me #GullisOut

The long awaited sequel that nobody asked for to my viral hit Scrotes, Savages and Scumbags is here

Ladies and Gentleman I bring you another love letter to Stoke-on-Trent….STOP THE ROT staring me!!!!

#Gullis #ToriesOut642 #ToryChaos #LevellingUp #Stoke #GTTO #GTTO Now

First meeting with a local headteacher does not end well.
His search for a new employment continues... 🤪
#Gullis #Gullis Out #ToriesOut640 #GeneralElectionNow

Angela Reyner has become my new Gary Lineker. Both are obviously top priorities for my constituents

Spurred on by Barrie I’m backing my Political Career

I preferred my……I mean Barrie’s letter to the Sentinel

Have a great weekend but be careful folks, a parliamentary recess brings him out.
#ToriesOut638 #Gullis #Gullis Out

For those of you that say I’m a shaved ape/seagull. I’ll have you know I’m very popular with the ladies. In fact just the other day I got 20 texts from various women I’d never met telling me I’m the Hoff of the 2020s #GullisOut

Jonathan #Gullis finally sorting the potholes outside Aldi...
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‘ Dear William Wragg. Told you I was wel fit. I been getting flirty messages all day innit’.

Deputy Chairmanning day I’ve lost count. First official task design a poster using my sticker book. I think Sunak liked it #GullisOut #ToriesOut637 #ToryChaos #Sunakered #GTTONow

Barrie has told me he wants me to get rid of your human rights #GullisOut