They’ve removed all filters and put distance over 1000km

You know when North Koreans occasionally get interviewed on camera and they just praise 'The Dear Leader' because they get sent to the gulag if not...

If (big if) this is the case, then it's either United or Milan.

'Diogoal Dalot'

You have the chance to do the funniest thing Home Office

Remember when Darwin made a very stupid decision to chip the keeper while running full pelt and Michael Owen said it was a stupid decision and Liverpool fans got really mad

Doesn't really matter if the fee is small, but he's a lower mid-table player at best. Won't do much there.

It’s crazy that there were people on this app going “where the hell is Amal Clooney?!” when she was diligently doing her job this entire time.

People whose only contribution to political struggles around the world is writing tweets simply cannot fathom this.

Stick this into Electoral Calculus and you get:

Labour seats: 41 (+40)
SNP seats: 8 (-40)
LD seats: 5 (+3)
Tory seats: 3 (-3)

Trent realizing that the next manager might have a system that means he has to genuinely defend properly all game

George Graham.
Bank of England.
Thomas Partey.

#DoesEverythingTheRightWay

I'm not having that any of those goalkeepers are real people.

“Might be dying here. Hope Manchester United lose in the FA Cup”

Americans only do 7 subjects in high school??? That explains a lot.

I'd have been faking an injury late on in the match to avoid this nonsense.

Wasn't expecting Kakha Kaladze to pop up on the news as a pro-Russian politician.

Either we're Nepobaby FC or we're a few years away from dropping a sensational reboot.

Well done Mo Farah.

Just to cheer the reds up and that #jurgennalovethisone

Just turned Sky onto to hear someone say ‘you can’t help but feel he’s deeply uncomfortable with all this attention’, about Klopp. He was jogging back for a second lap of the guard of honour at the time.