I have had a Twitter account for a long time, but I hardly ever use it. Every time I hear about Twitter it seems like someone has said something stupid or offensive and everyone is angry. Is this a toxic platform? Or can people have fun here?

How do I get one of those blue check marks, I feel like no one will listen to me if I don’t have one

What is my job title?

I am planning on being at Transworld walking the floors on Thursday the 6th. I’m not there as an official part of the show, but please feel free to come up and say “HELLO” if you see me. Jacob

We make a cute couple

YouTuber theCarpetbagger made a visit out to the Schoolhouse! Thanks for coming! 🖤🧡

I don’t get it, is he a spider or a man?

gofund.me/4b52af1f Please help our grandparents if you are able to #gofundme #lakewales #florida #fire #help #donate MrBeast Elon Musk theCarpetbagger LakeWalesNews.net

This may be worse then Halloween Kills

Does this mean I finally made it?

What if?

Now for sale on the Carpetbagger Etsy shop! The Carpetbagger Fiji Merman pin! Just in time for the Holidays! etsy.me/3ub4hFv

I guess I can add Toronto to the list of major cities I apparently can’t pronounce, it’s in good company with New Orleans and Louisville

Just stopped at Buc-ee's Beaver they wouldn’t give me a side of barbecue sauce for my sausage on a stick, I offered to pay for it, and they tried to sell me an entire bottle of barbecue sauce, which is not practical to eat in the car, extremely disappointed, went and ate elsewhere

I just wanted to take a second to say how proud of my close friend @boogie2988 Boogie has struggled with life long health concerns, but has come out of his comfort zone to compete in a boxing match. I admire his courage and win/loss/draw I am super proud of my friend.

Zebras don’t wear saddles

This is a test to see if anyone actually follows me on this app.