Big shout out to Dracula as the inspiration for this bored Dracula version of me!

Jackie Chan vs. Michael Myers (Halloween Michael Myers not comedy Michael Myers)

Am I serious? Hell yes. Serious as a fart attack.

Ate 7 eggs today not purposely

Many thanks! Let’s not forget the pretzels! #pennapride 🥨

I am furious with Jake Gyllenhaal!!!

Jake Gyllenhaal is a real bubble boy bitch!

I am just fuming about this whole Jake Gyllenhaal thing! How dare he! He should be publicly humiliated and banished from the land!!

Jake Gyllenhaal = 🦨

learn how to drive

You only smell as good as your towel

What channel is the big game?

I’m in 2 different super bowl “boxes” competitions and I don’t understand how it works

Note to self: knee pads for parents

Gogurt is a weird thing to eat as an adult at work

Watching a lot of Sesame Street lately and one of the characters is a blood sucking vampire and no one cares!

Can you watch the World Series on espn+ on Hulu? This is what Twitter is for right?

Wildfires is dumb!

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