John Wells (@jcwls) 's Twitter Profile
John Wells

@jcwls

Accept Yourself. Respect Others. Live Simply. Relax Daily.

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The Daily Buffett (@dailybuffettx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was a madman in a pickup truck So many years ago Changes have come like the storms of the season But time here still moves slow Passed the old joints My favorite haunts Where we’d stay for twelve or ten Ain’t it quite funny word gets around I heard I was in town

I was a madman in a pickup truck
So many years ago
Changes have come like the storms of the season
But time here still moves slow

Passed the old joints
My favorite haunts
Where we’d stay for twelve or ten
Ain’t it quite funny word gets around
I heard I was in town
The Daily Buffett (@dailybuffettx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

But now I think about the good times, Down in the Caribbean sunshine, In my younger days I was so bad, Laughin’ about all the fun we had

But now I think about the good times,

Down in the Caribbean sunshine,

In my younger days I was so bad,

Laughin’ about all the fun we had
David Schwartz (@davidschwartz70) 's Twitter Profile Photo

JIMMY KIMMEL: "I propose that we should think about adding his name to the Epstein files... it will heretofore be known as the Trump-Epstein Files." TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES it is. Pass it on.

Canada Hates Trump (@antitrumpcanada) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Donald Trump is a demented, pathologically lying, narcissistic, felonious, traitorous, pedophile who’s been named in the Epstein files more than a million times and I can’t fucking believe he’s still president holy shit. #HappyValentinesDay

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Donald Trump is a demented, pathologically lying, narcissistic, felonious, traitorous, pedophile who’s been named in the Epstein files more than a million times and I can’t fucking believe he’s still president holy shit. 
#HappyValentinesDay
Danny Deraney (@dannyderaney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

132 years ago today, Jack Benny was born. He will forever be one of the all time greats of American Comedy. Please enjoy him here at age 39 in 1966 with Mel Blanc, doing the legendary Si Cy Sue routine. 😂

Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: CBS refused to air this Colbert interview with Democrat James Talarico, who is running for Senate in Texas, after being intimidated by Trump’s FCC rules. Trump is worried that democrats are about to flip Texas. SHARE EVERYWHERE!!

Kick Ass Nudists (@kickassnudists) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I was speaking to a group about nudism last year, someone asked me, “What is the most indecent thing about nudism?” My response was immediate: “That people sexualize what is not sexual.” As nudists, we are often bombarded by misconceptions about our culture. Nudism has

When I was speaking to a group about nudism last year, someone asked me, “What is the most indecent thing about nudism?”

My response was immediate:

“That people sexualize what is not sexual.”

As nudists, we are often bombarded by misconceptions about our culture. Nudism has
Make America Trumpless (@makeustrumpless) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“I don’t walk as easy as I used to. I don’t speak as smoothly as I used to. I don’t debate as well as I used to. But I know what I do know: I know how to tell the truth."  ~Joe Biden Repost if you think President Joe Biden was right

Protect Kamala Harris ✊ (@disavowtrump20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨NEW: Donald Trump has attacked rock legend Bruce Springsteen in a new social media post, calling him "a total loser who spews hate." RETWEET if you stand with @Springsteen against Trump!

🚨NEW: Donald Trump has attacked rock legend Bruce Springsteen in a new social media post, calling him "a total loser who spews hate."

RETWEET if you stand with @Springsteen against Trump!
ButlerNut (@vikes_dawgs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🎶I'm gonna buy me a Sweat-stained Bogart suit And an African parakeet And then I'll sit him on my shoulder And open up my trusty old mind I gonna teach him how to cuss Teach him how to fuss And pull the cork out Of a bottle of wine🎶 #JimmyBuffett 🦈🆙️ 🫧🆙️

🎶I'm gonna buy me a
Sweat-stained Bogart suit
And an African parakeet
And then I'll sit him on my shoulder
And open up my trusty old mind
I gonna teach him how to cuss
Teach him how to fuss
And pull the cork out
Of a bottle of wine🎶

#JimmyBuffett
🦈🆙️
🫧🆙️
Keith Olbermann (@keitholbermann) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The President of the United States commemorates Easter by threatening war crimes and dropping an F-bomb We need a new president, immediately, insomuch as this one has lost all control over his faculties

The President of the United States commemorates Easter by threatening war crimes and dropping an F-bomb

We need a new president, immediately, insomuch as this one has lost all control over his faculties
Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.
Jack Hopkins (@thejackhopkins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

He skipped church. Dropped the F-bomb. Praised Allah. On Easter. You can’t make this up. The man tweets war threats while you hunt eggs with your kids. THIS is your president, America. Wake up.

Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: To all the people pretending that there is not speculation about Trump's health, Trump has officially SKIPPED all THREE of his scheduled Easter masses he was scheduled to attend, as well as the Easter Egg Hunt. You all can pretend this is normal, but it's not. And I