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Southwest boarding number A44 and still somehow managed to snag an isle exit row... how do I do it?

Uber driver to the airport just said her son “has a genius level IQ” after also telling me he’s a manager at Chick-Fil-A....

Waggle. Swing. Twirl. Charlie knows the routine...

Am I living in the Twilight Zone?

I’m SICK

I’d rather take Jake Paul over this uncoordinated dude #NonContact

🤝🤝

Blood, sweat, and tears. Full commit

15 hours of drinking today. #BuiltDifferent

Member-guest. #IYKYK

I was selected as Captain of the '95 #TecateCup team after all 8 of the top candidates perished in a #meth lab explosion. So I know a little how Luke Donald feels.

Got stung by a bee today.

When was the last time you had a Snack Pack?