If I’m driving at 7 AM or 7 PM, I become a ninja with the sun visor.

Introduce yourself with: one book / one movie / one album / one tv show

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too.

If you write contemporary fiction, do your characters carry water bottles everywhere they go?

Chapter seven is dedicated to Stacks Book Club and their incredible Peanut Butter Banana Latte. I had two.

I can’t wait for the AppleTV adaptation of Dark Matter by Blake Crouch. It was a fun read but I think it’ll make a great show.

Go buy this book! Just look at that cover.

I made $165 at the yard sale today! How should I spend it?

Trying to hock my books at the community yard sale. It’s not going too well so far.

Me: Did you do anything fun today?

10: Me and Gabe dug a hole in the ground—two feet deep!

Me: With your hands?

10: Sticks mostly.

Me: Are you sure it’s ok to dig holes on school property?

10: I’ve said too much.

😂😂😂

Turns out this book, published in 1968 by Philip K. Dick, was the inspiration behind the wildly popular Netflix series IS IT CAKE?

I just need 69 more followers on IG to get to 1,000. Won’t you help a boy’s dreams come true?

Shit what was it? 🤔

Be honest. You get a little hit of dopamine when your watch congratulates you for standing up, don’t you?

Are you ever making breakfast and when you try to grab an egg from the carton it’s stuck in there and you pull harder and break the egg so now you have to turn the carton upside down to get the egg out? Just me?

The saddest thing about yesterday’s #rapture is that it happened the day before #TacoTuesday . 🌮🌮🌮

A local bookstore had two copies of Tourist Trapped on consignment for a year and neither of them sold so they asked me to come pick them up. How embarrassing! 🥴🫣