My little black and white cat is my human litmus test. She observes and eventually, chooses to take a nap on people she likes. My big orange cat is demonstrably stupid and wants attention from everyone and also inanimate objects.

Why didn’t they make “Mousesack” drink the magic water in The Witcher?

It seems some people out there need a reminder that Ciri has been canonically bisexual since 1995.😘

My Geralt is retired with Yennefer, who, every time I log in, is stood in a corner facing the wall like The Blair Witch Project. Ciri is the natural next protagonist of The Witcher series if you actually completed the prior games or read any of the source material. 🙄

Me, watching my tenth season of Dexter:

The best part of the film New Year’s Evil is how many times they play the song “New Year’s Evil,” which slaps.

So, uh, how apocalyptic does it have to be before a person without a valid drivers license but who technically knows how to drive can drive? Just pondering.

Jewel, Kid Rock, The Village People, sure. But just remember… you’ll always have Insane Clown Posse.

Haven’t had any shit to talk about Metro lately, but I’m back, baby: it says it suspended Micro in the northern part of Altadena but when trying to book a ride to an address that’s very much in Pasadena, it told me to take the bus. Worthless Metro strikes again. Uber it is.

Also: The vampires don't age thing isn't a problem if you acknowledge that Buffy's true pairing is neither Spike nor Angel, but Faith. This is all I will be using X for now. Also Bluesky, but also X.

Hey, LA Metro Rider Alerts or L.A. Metro do you know why Micro isn’t working in Pasadena? I have been unable to book anything for several days and I’m not trying to go into evacuation zones. It keeps telling me to take the bus instead.

Happy THE FOG day. I made a ridiculous cake.