This cat has the Christmas Spirit down to an art!!!! EPIC!!!

Rode my board so hard the other day I snapped my boot sole and dyed my ankle a lovely shade of “bruise-berry.” RIP old Vans, you served me well. But there’s fresh snow today, so I’m hobbling back with a borrowed boot & the confidence of someone who clearly didn’t learn a thing😉

TWEET OF THE DAY!!!!!!

Word on the street is that Cankles McTacoTits absolutely loathes memes pointing out his clownery and catastrophic track record. Heartbreaking stuff. So as a peace offering, I present a portrait showcasing every one of his finest features. Work of Art and spot on!😉👍 #Canks

Here's a handy guide in case you haven't over the last ten years picked up on what Trump's non-stop lies mean in the real world. #DonTheCon

Call me crazy, but maybe two men who fathered 17 children with 6 different women shouldn’t be lecturing us about family values.

Gavin Newsom: “Trump is one of the most destructive presidents and human beings in my lifetime. I think this republic is at real risk, this country being unrecognizable. I have no patience for people who want to indulge it. This guy is reckless. He has wrecked this country”

WATCH: Gavin Newsom posts a video of Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, and Stephen Miller HANDCUFFED going to PRISON.

It seems Trump and Epstein had the same interior design sensibilities.

The saga continues!!!!!👍👍😉

Just lost a truly beautiful soul TK Gopher Fan moments ago. My partner in crime, BFF, fellow geek. We laughed, geeked out over shows (#DarkMatter & @zoiepalmer), and faced life’s challenges together. I miss you already. See you in Valhalla & keep a chair warm and an ale ready. ❤️

LOVE THIS!!!

The Epic Journey Continues Jail + DIY time machine = Sharky rewriting history (maybe). Slays a ferocious beast, saves a princess… but the girl of his dreams is still in the future. Time travel doesn’t do weekends off! STAY TUNED!!!!! 👍

WHY DO WE PAY FEDERAL TAXES??? WE ARE GETTING VERY LITTLE REPRESENTATION. TRUMP CAN’T EVEN RETURN MONEY CALIFORNIA TAX PAYERS PAID TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO HELP L.A. FIRE SURVIVORS WHO NEED IT TO REBUILD HOMES AND PAY RENT!! GIVE THE PEOPLE THEIR MONEY BACK!! THANK YOU FOR

This Epstein files "release" is the most disgusting cover up in American history

EPIC! Stuffed animals defeated. Wizards consulted. Contracts rewritten as Shake Shack orders. French ex objects. Sharky marries. True love conquers all! I feel there needs to be a commemorative pin to celebrate. Just saying😉 #SharkySunday

Escaping Toronto's winter soon off to Stargate duty—timing couldn’t be better. If you feel a disturbance while flying over MN, that’s me sending good vibes, side-eyeing truly weak sci-fi, and wishing you strength to fix the universe. Go kick ass! #SharkySunday Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️

Just sneaking in a quick shout before you disappear into adventure mode. Big city, big stories to craft… and who knows—maybe even a new sidekick for Sharky! Safe travels — especially to the pint-sized traveler whose spark lights up every room😉 #LASharkAttack Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️

The meet-ups so far? A bit of a bust. But destiny doesn’t RSVP. Somewhere out there is a gal with undeniable main-character energy — the kind you’d call the old lady’s beautiful daughter. Happy #SharkySunday, All. 🐾😉 Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️