My son asked for a new xbox controller for Xmas. Didnt think about why he needed a new one... until he opened it up and got all excited because now his sister could play games with him. He didn’t want the controller for himself, he wanted it so they could play together.

Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent Van Gogh

What coronavirus symptoms look like, day by day

Today's #coronavirus recap: -334,981 confirmed cases & 14,652 deaths 🌎 (World Health Organization (WHO)) -No new cases in #Wuhan for 5 days 🇨🇳 -100,885 recovered (CSSE at JHU) -NYC area now epicenter of 🇺🇸 outbreak -🇲🇿🇹🇨🇧🇿🇲🇲 report first #COVID19 cases -Olympics will be postponed, says IOC member 🏊

“Me, meg, and the garage door.” -Mat Best New favorite quote 🤣 #ThankYouForMyService

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Every athlete NEEDS to watch this.

for me 1900; fight in WW1, roaring 20s, great depression, fight in WW2, then experience the 50s + 60s in my 50s and 60s, enjoy my twilight years with the modern conveniences of the 70s and die in the 80s before all this internet bullshit begins.

Fun fact. Worse part about COVID is not being able to smell and taste. You absolutely lose your appetite all together. 😫😒

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He may have been born a cripple but he’s still gorgeous. Budweiser #PupweiserContest

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ELON MUSK. MILEY CYRUS. THIS SATURDAY

Take Doge to $100

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Peter McCormack 🏴‍☠️🇬🇧🇮🇪 Obnoxious threads like this make me want to go all in on Doge

when all else fails at least you have the gym

you get what you pay for