need you all to know that for their encore tonight, @whereisMUNA played the audio from the trailer of “freaky friday” and then came onstage and recreated the final concert scene as pinkslip - costumes, guitar solo, and all. legend shit

Dear third party data collector, am I going to die soon?

I love this piece. My wife's ostomy has made the quality of her life - and our lives - so much better. With her ostomy, she's jumped off cliffs into the sea, hiked mountains, and danced the night away at our wedding. Ostomy bags save lived, and I'm glad one saved Matthew Perry's

Hello! I co-wrote a movie produced by Dead Meat that’s a love letter to edgarwright movies and we’re trying to get it made! Check out the teaser: youtu.be/o__XhcFS5Nc

dox me like one of your french billionaires

Bring them back for The White Lotus Season 3, you cowards

Wishing every family who still has a few more days together a very merry viewing of Top Gun Maverick

The best lines from PLANE starring Gerard Butler: "The plane's going down." "Get to the plane." "I gotta fly this plane." "Where do I land this plane, the water?" "Everyone back to your seats on the plane."

I just bought a pan and inside the package it had a recipe for an egg. Fuckin love my life, you guys

How do I tell Dawn that I'm not washing oil off ducks, I'm washing burnt eggs off a pan I've had for 10 years that I refuse to replace, but also good job with those ducks, that's nice?

When the only goal of making shit with your friends is making shit with your friends, it’s always satisfying

When my great grandparents fled the pogroms of Russia and stepped onto American soil, they said, “One day, the Zucker name will be worth something.” That is why I’m excited to share with my LinkedIn community that I’ve earned a certification in Google Analytics from Google.

tonight is the opening night of ✨Mark Pleases You✨ at Edinburgh Festival Fringe!!! come out to C Aquilla at 18:35!! this is a thread of audience praise for the show tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/mark-…

Is this some sort of…career suicide squad?

I've never seen a comedian and a heckler turn a tense moment into such a beautiful, empathetic connection.

Me: I heard Jimmy Buffett was murdered. Partner: No he wasn’t. Me: Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame. Partner: Stop. A man has died. Me: But I know…. *mimes looking at bloody hands* Partner: Don’t. Seriously, d- Me: …it’s MY OWN DAMN FAULT!!!

Star QB goes down early in the first game of the season. The teams rallies to win the game anyway but are left with a ton of questions. Can they pick up the pieces and salvage a season under an inexperienced QB? That's the pilot of Friday Night Lights, guys.

Wonka is just lovely. What a delightful pastel of a movie. Big Paddington energy in all the best ways!

I will not rest until we find the cure for turkey bacon