i love my dog but this mf gotta pay rent

kanye west with a microphone in his hand while the entire country watching is 100% a national threat i cant hold ya LMFAO

British people prolly call this “Nuts and Bolts” or some shit

The rawest shit you've ever seen:

Grab a shovel, but not for the Astros.

Astros are AL West champs for the 7th time in 8 years?

Shits like sneaker drops for fat niggas

It’s 1:30pm on a Wednesday. We have jobs, Greg.

Full grown adults open-mouth coughing in public like preschoolers

well... yea??? Its been said MULTIPLE times in the show that Spongebob is the only reason why the Krabby Patties are so delicious. You think Dale in the back of wendys is gonna match the king????

ITS A FREE COUNTRY DAMN YOU!!

Huge matchup for people who don’t care about baseball but bought a cool hat once

The Astros watching the Dodgers & Yankees match up for the World Series

IKEA's 4 different pillow fort instructions

transition meeting… he said we’re gonna get our first woman president one way or another 🏳️‍⚧️

Got one out

leave me unsupervised around this and it'll be gone in 45 seconds tops. shits gonna sound like the first sleepover of a long distance relationship