˙ ˖ ✩ [ 𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗔 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗦, 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 & 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀. ] 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾. 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾. 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗐 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗒. 𝖺𝗎. 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗌. 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌 & 𝗈𝖼𝗌. | 𝗏𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗈 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗌𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗍

𝐏𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭.

*Takes the silence as a definite 'yes' and starts singing*

I need a bacon cheeseburger and the thickest strawberry shake. With onion rings on the side. 🤤🤤🤤

Why you ain't tell me before now?! I'm gonna kick his ass until he realizes he needs to go be with an actual punching bag!

Say less. Then it's time to kill him.

Shit we can solve this problem in 30 minutes. Just let me get Lucille first.

[Is HEAVILY fighting sleep while sitting in church]

It's probably time I revamp my account since it's 2025....

I miss dad jokes....

Wha? Why? I'm ready for war now! [sucks her teeth] Yeah he's fine, eating me outta house and home when he not leaving funky socks lying around like you used to.

Truth is the truth. You fund his grocery bill then.

I could use a jumbo cinnamon roll and a frappe right about now.

Welp. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Returns to her hibernation suite.]

From lovers To ghosts

[Yawns and stretches] What I miss???

It's definitely a new haircut.

It was only /once/. Ruby was just too busy women-watching to notice.