Im not gay but id fuck myself

Everyone shut up

Its funny even when i sleep at home alone i still subconsciously leave room in my bed as if someone is gonna crawl in next to me, but not all dreams come true.

Im still cleaning out the pages i follow from when i just pressed follow to everyone Lil B THE BASEDGOD followed like 10 years ago without even looking at the accounts. Still a couple thousand nonsense accounts to go 🤦‍♂️

That dream sucked

Theres really not enough time in a day

This is the first year my grandmother forgot my birthday, she was in the hospital not doing the best so cant blame her, im just thankful shes still here

i just dont care enough to text some stranger back and ask them about their interests i need a hot smart girl to just hit me with her car so we can meet in real life

You ever wake up from a painful dream that you actually want to go back to ?

Grown men wake up crying too some days

You know youve made it when you live in a house that actually gets trick or treaters

The way people from the military wish they got treated is actually how we should treat Firefighters.

My doom scrolling has got pretty bad i need to take a break from the phone

Everyone posting their new engagements meanwhile i just got a new snowboard if anyone wants to go

Ill give it one final attempt

Wooops

You cant outcrazy crazy (im crazy)

Threads is the new twitter idk what the hell this is

I still dream about what could have been

I want to start an AA group that actually helps people find themselves and doesnt rely on Christianity or feed off of vulnerabilities and doesnt say you need to find “god” or if it does it teaches that every one of us is a god. Teaching morals doesnt equate to teaching religion