What the fuck just happened?

well i mean.. how would she hear you say “hey siri” if she wasn’t already listening lmao

*Our Journey with the 2018 1.5d Demio* Day 1: We checked why the engine was leaking A LOT of oil (4L would leak in under 30 mins) & also trouble starting up Oil leak found & solved ~Culprit - Broken timing cover, we’ve replaced with a timing cover from a donor engine

Hire me for DCI services 💀💀 The rings

an important message from Duolingo

Her to thanos, “but the gag is you pushed your daughter off a cliff for power”

New GIF unlocked 🔓

btch don’t you EVER play like that again

This is the reaction we wanted 😭 that lady just sat there

He forgot that Cairo doesn’t deliver.

the reaction we wanted

I turned this tweet into a distrack 😂😂😂

Y’all would never believe what happened

This year the feliz is not navidading😭

god forbid an uber driver feels cunty

It'd be an innocent meeting between friends if they were polar bears

king arthur came a lot didnt he

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

1. unlimited money 2. can never get sick 3. when i die i come back as a 15 year old and continue my life with my first and second wish