having access to people smarter than you is a blessing not a threat.

Nobody cares if your dog is friendly, keep it out of people’s personal space

Adulting is when you realize all you truly want is a cozy home, a stable job, and a partner to build a life with.

Social media needs to crash for a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Always pray for alignment. To be at the right place, at the right time, around the right people who will help you get to your destiny

parents have no idea how much we stay in bed thinking about how we will return their hardwork and sacrifices they made for us. I hope it goes well for us all.

This is what robots are supposed to be doing not writing scripts and making art

I’m always in a rush to get back home so I can do absolutely nothing in peace. 😌 -introvert

she’s literally looked the same age my whole life lol

Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased

Proud to be a Bruin 🤣

Something to brighten your day 🥺🙌🏾💛

we gotta stop acting like getting into a happy marriage isn’t an achievement. do you know how hard it is to find a normal behaving human being

Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don’t look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink.🤷‍♂️😂

uber driver: 🤐 me: 🤐 also me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Adding your name to a memorial already named in honor of a great man doesn’t make you a great man. Quite the contrary. Putting your name on top of someone else’s doesn’t mean that people will speak of you in the same breath as the other man. Putting your name above another man’s

Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.