🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

this is who runs this account

Contract law is simple: Termination for cause = "If I fuck up, you can kick me out." Termination for convenience = "Even if I don't fuck up, you can still kick me out." Cure = "If I fuck up, you have to tell me and give me time to un-fuck up before you kick me out."

Matt Margolis Limitation on Liability = "EVEN IF I FUCK UP, YOU CAN'T GET AN INJUNCTION OR ANY LARGE AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM ME SO DON'T EVENT TRY TO SUE ME BECAUSE IT WON'T BE WORTH IT AND YOU READ THIS AND AGREED TO IT AND I AM PUTTING IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE IT NOTICED BUT HARDER TO READ"

“We’re not going to be a big revenue generator for you.” No worries, neither will I.

we’d like it Mike’s Way, your honor

I made a Game of Thrones themed pitch deck (I checked with our legal dept first and they said it was okay for screen share) and my boss screamed at me and said the IP violation could “wind up in the New York Times”

“This fuck up could wind up in the New York Times” is a fun new response I will incorporate into client meetings

fucking deal jockeys jamming through SMB purchases and then disappearing into the night the moment a contract or employment question pops up is the reason for at least a quarter of my fractional general counsel practice

Plaintiffs after spending $100,000 in legal fees pursuing a moral victory

I’ve been advised that I need to stop telling prospective clients to “pick their poison” in reference to picking between hourly billing or flat fees.

No—I have not.

Surprisingly, my friends and colleagues are not thrilled when I text them to “please call me now” whenever I have a silly thing I want to tell them.