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zack

@ItsLumberzack

stand up comedy, sit down peeing

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I lost my dad unexpectedly on friday night, he had covid and it all happened so fast. I still can’t find the words to say. I’m just completely devastated

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day 124 of quarantine: missing human touch, might go use the cvs blood pressure machine and close my eyes idk

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cricket 1: FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!

cricket 2: NEED SEX NOW!!!

cricket 3: AM SO FUCKING HORNY!!!

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cricket 894: IM ABOUT TO BUST!!!!

me: this is why i love summer nights. the lush, sonically rich melodies these crickets serenade the midnight sky with are hauntingly beautiful.

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