It feels like my phone has a special, higher, volume specifically reserved for instagram ads?

I'd go as so far as to say all my boys are thoughtful enough to have a favorite bird that's not an eagle. I've never met an eagle guy. Couldn't possibly.

A portal to hell could open tomorrow and some financial publication would still run an article like 'Thinking about skipping work because a crow is eating your entrails? Here's why that's a bad call'

Saw Challengers today and may I just say congratulations in advance to both beautiful women and extremely close male friends on what is sure to be a summer to remember

Also, the demo of the agitators was really interesting. Most of the millennial/Gen Z aged ones were doing the 'Debate me bro' thing they all do to try and get iphone famous but anyone over the age of like 45 seems to have been turned completely insane by these protests.

If the current owners of TikTok really want to make the US regret signing that bill, they'll sell the app to Elon

Do not gaze into your navel that’s gross you used to have a tentacle there