Styles change from decade to decade...unless you are white trash, then its dirty jeans and an optional shirt...forever. #Cops #SweetHair #fb

Anything is white trash if you are only wearing underwear.

I could have been born just plain white trash, but Fancy wasa my name.

All of the food in Detroit is Greek; both places declared bankruptcy... coincidence? I think feta makes you lazy and entitled.

Oh ThurBAD Marshall we assumed @FredFerriola was you

No one will ever know who sent this text, but WHITE TRASH ISSUES are in full steam.

Come to ISSUES tonight for an amazing night of comedy and to talk to us about this...

#OGSQUAD

Tonight @tessa_saysrelax does a hot drop in on an already hot line up pf hilarious white trash royalty! Come out! facebook.com/events/1720162…

Actual photo of Paige U getting ready for ISSUES

Your feature trash for tonight's WTP. facebook.com/events/1720162…

I'm cute enough to get free drinks but trashy enough to only date dudes who ALWAYS have Tums on them.

Hey everyone #KatyPerry has her #DiscoBall at McGee's tonight at 8:30 in the back room! Be sure to check it out!

Oh my we've had some ISSUES! Between stalkers & ghosters, overworking, & overtwerking we need a break!! See you damaged dolls soon!

We got issues! Don't even lie you miss us!

You thought you were done with us. But we've still got a lot of unresolved #ISSUES. STAY TUNED.