[me getting in the back of an ambulance] hi, for isabel?

for as long as i can remember, i've been a huge fan of apollo global management, inc. - me writing a cover letter

my next door neighbor at 11am on a thursday

at everything. and once i learn it’s over for u hoes

are kamala harris and calvin harris related

How should they be credited

when you can’t remember if you took your meds so you start opening the pill bottle to see if the experience feels familiar enough to have happened recently

getting the whole platform to sing “she’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes” as the train approaches. man this city is electric!!!!!! 🤠😁😁💯☝🏼☝🏼🗣️

my answer was never to all 7

sex is like riding a bike. sometimes i do it

a sonny’s angel doll when it sees a brooklyn girl with attachment issues coming

[me losing a tennis match] u know what let’s just rally

running errands with my mom: 🤘🏼😄🌟✨🤗🤸🏼‍♀️☺️🥰🤠 running errands for myself: 😭🤢🤕🖕🏼😰🌪️💣⚰️😫

does anyone know if i get fully naked for the eye exam at warby parker or am i supposed to keep my underwear on

you're welcome

moaned in yoga when the teacher gave me hands on adjustments. don’t text

“a pleasure” i say as the person next to me on the subway gets off at his stop (we didn’t say a word to each other)

[me walking onto a subway car] hi, for isabel? *nobody looks up*

“and now for the main attraction ….😌😏” i whisper to myself as i grab the thing i actually came to the grocery store for