No! Never minors. We’re all consenting adults.

Shhhh. I didn’t pull your chain.

Some men are made for business; others are made for pleasure. Rarely are they made for both. #NewAvi

In my years studying both fields, I’ve found the men who brag as such are usually good for neither.

I should buy out Twitter…

I could teach her how to hunt…

I prefer champagne served by a much younger man, but wine will do.

Perfect. I know a little place. It’ll be my treat.

We’ll arrange a play date for our boys if we have to get them out of the way. Yours has just a couple of years on mine, but they’ll be fine.

Why throw up? Everyone knows women hit their sexual maturity later than men. Why should we relegate ourselves to waiting for a little blue pill to work when there are plenty of men who are ready at the bat of an eye?

She did at least once if you’re here. Newsflash: she most likely masturbates too.

You shouldn’t forget she’s still a woman. Let her have her fun with no judgement.

You keep making excuses for him, and one day he’ll leave his wife unsatisfied and possibly raise a daughter to desire subpar lovers.

He never will if he begrudges women their sexuality.

Then don’t talk about your mother. Put another woman in her place. Would you think me having sex is gross?

That’s a no then. Your mother and I are around the same age. My son is five or so years younger than you. Certainly you don’t think /I/ don’t have sex just because I’m a mother. Whether or not a woman bears a child has no impact on whether or not she can get a man.

You should cheer me on. I don’t advocate finding someone to replace your lost love. True love like that only comes around once in a lifetime. She should simply enjoy herself instead of trying to do the impossible.

[pretends to be annoyed as she rolls her eyes.]

I was beginning to wonder.

A lot…😈