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This is gaining huge traction now but we need every West Ham fan to up their game. Before Chelsea at home please either contact @hammersUnited2 and they’ll send you some black balloons or buy 100 from Amazon or eBay for a fiver 🌑⚒️🌑 #BLACKBUBBLEPROTEST #SaveOurConcessions

This is gaining huge traction now but we need every West Ham fan to up their game.

Before Chelsea at home please either contact @hammersUnited2  and they’ll send you some black balloons or buy 100 from Amazon or eBay for a fiver 

🌑⚒️🌑

#BLACKBUBBLEPROTEST
#SaveOurConcessions
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This piece by Jack Seale reads as if he doesn’t know that Slow Horses is based on a brilliant series of books by Mick Herron. He attributes decisions to the (albeit excellent) show-runners, rather than to Herron theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/a…

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Delighted to being doing this talk about my new book, cinema, stardom, the visual world and memory @bfi #LFF2024 12th Oct, 12.30pm, London, gallery@oxo. Free! whatson.bfi.org.uk/lff/Online/def…

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“Okay, I’ll clean out the litter tray. In the meantime here’s a ball of wool.” Which sort of bam keeps those as pets?

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God knows I detest Trump but if everything that Slate/Salon/NYT etc postulated would be his ultimate downfall was laid end-to-end, it would reach back to take out Hitler, Ghegis Khan, Atilla the Hun etc

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Are you in #EDINBURGH #Leith next Friday. Why not try what is becoming known as one of Edinburgh's best parties. One half of Get Down Edits Martin Roche . + Berlin's Markus Lindner Delfonic, an editor that tries to cut a little differently #dance #leith eventbrite.co.uk/e/thegetdown-7…

Are you in #EDINBURGH #Leith next Friday. 
Why not try what is becoming known as one of Edinburgh's best parties.
One half of <a href="/getdownedits/">Get Down Edits</a> Martin Roche .
+ Berlin's Markus Lindner Delfonic, an editor that tries to cut a little differently
#dance #leith
eventbrite.co.uk/e/thegetdown-7…
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Ray Stewart is the only non-Englishman to win the FA Cup for West Ham. Legend Ray scored 76 pens in his 434 games. Apart from the 1980 FA Cup Tonka won the 2nd Division 1981 and scored the equaliser in the 1981 League Cup Final A major part of the Boys of '86. Ray is 65 today ⚒️

Ray Stewart is the only non-Englishman to win the FA Cup for West Ham. Legend Ray scored 76 pens in his 434 games. Apart from the 1980 FA Cup Tonka won the 2nd Division 1981 and scored the equaliser in the 1981 League Cup Final  A major part of the Boys of '86. Ray is 65 today ⚒️
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“Overall a disappointing experience. The mattress was thin and lumpy, the pillow scratchy. The staff were cold and distant. In the morning the coffee served was obviously instant, while the bacon rolls were stale and greasy. There was no vegetarian option. Doubt I’ll be back.”

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I think I speak for all fair minded Englishmen when I say that only a high quality video of Carsley leading a pub chorus of “No Surrender to the IRA” would render his tenure acceptable