Oh I dare say it will be long remembered my dear chap

Foreign aid to countries we destroyed and impoverished is being replaced by direct corporate purchasing of their assets, which is better, according to the head of literally the Rockefeller Foundation

“Ceasefire,” day 1

Just in case a drop of water remains to be exploited

Really speaks to our shallow youth that they support a socialist with a plan to materially improve their lives and not a disgraced serial sex pest funded by pyramids of money from evil billionaires who love genocide. I blame teacher unions

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HE’S SO GOOD AT THIS

Hot damn! I’m in the Jacobin today, writing up Google’s sentence for it’s legally-ruled monopoly, which is an even lighter slap on the tentacle than I expected

How about body-worn name tags while we’re at it

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Oh my god, waiter can I get a glass of wine with this please

Happy weekend to those who celebrate

Ah yes, one of those ceasefires with no cessation of fire

Great news, some poor American towns are desperate enough to be adequately exploitable for global capital, years of joy

Ladies and gentlemen, the Dumbest Gentleman in the World. Billionaires love the Left, who would like to confiscate their wealth and nationalize their corporations. What a fatuous bozo

They feeling of I’m not doing my work, but at least it’s Amazon’s fault

Aaaaand here we are again

Some desperate shit here

Politically-connected mannequin decides which genocide victims get the privilege of rebuilding