“Well now I /feel/ pretty, so I guess everything’s alright.”

I will actually snatch that bottle and launch it into space.

//Stuff like this upsets me to no end but more than that it just confuses me that people would willingly waste their time with this nonsense, attempting to get a reaction from a total stranger. For what? It’s so pointless.

At least use his name.

“Just put it back where you found it, I have a meeting in Antigua tomorrow morning.”

“Have fun!”

“And make me miss my meeting!? I think not.”

“I feel oddly insulted.”

“This went to a very dark place. My therapists say to avoid this situations, as I’m still very much a work in progress and don’t need any backslide.”

Testing

“You ever get deja vu for someone else? Like secondhand, retroactive deja vu. No? Just me?”

“Just in time. Feels like I never left.”

“So it’s not just me then. Good.”

“She actually poked me. What even is that?”

“At least it would make a bit more sense.”

"He's still a bit of a jerk, let's be honest."

“Juice.”

“Yeesh. I walked by a Taco Bell and feel like I took in 400 calories.”